she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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