Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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