i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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