Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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