you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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