as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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