Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I just blew my weed a kiss
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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