I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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