I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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