Whod you bang
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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