How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
