wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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