Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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