Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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