i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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