im gay
i know
yea but for you.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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