Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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