I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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