Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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