i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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