i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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