he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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