No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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