I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
