I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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