Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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