when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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