More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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