just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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