You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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