handjob tips. give me some.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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