And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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