Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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