I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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