That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
