Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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