Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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