its not stalking. its research.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize