just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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