is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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