I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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