Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
