You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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