Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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