you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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