how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You were trust falling into bushes
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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