Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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