it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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