if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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