please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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