so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I have fence marks all over my body
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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