FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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