I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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