I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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