does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize