'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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